搞笑的算命词语怎么说呢英语(搞笑的算命句)

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1. "Your horoscope says you'll meet a 'four-leaf clover' today, but I think you'll just find a four-leafed lettuce!"

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「☞运势顺逆，解锁您的2026马年运势！」

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「☞八字合婚，提前了解你的婚姻走向」

2. "According to your stars, you're going to win the lottery... but only if you buy a ticket that's out of stock!"

3. "Your fortune cookie says you'll have a 'lucky' day, but it's the same one that predicted you'd step on a banana peel!"

4. "The psychic says you're 'destined' for great things... like finally finding your glasses!"

5. "Your tarot card reads 'change is coming,' but I think it's just time to change your batteries."

6. "The crystal ball says you'll have a 'miraculous' day... but it's also predicting a solar eclipse, so maybe it's just a bit dark!"

7. "Your numerology says you're 'destined' for success, but I think it's just because you're wearing your lucky socks today!"

8. "The astrologer says your sign is 'on the rise,' but I think it's just because you're finally standing up straight!"

9. "Your palm reading says you have 'hidden talents,' but I think it's just because you're good at hiding your talents!"

10. "The ouija board says you'll 'receive a message,' but it's just the sound of the wind whistling through the crack in the window!"

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