关于星座的搞笑句子英文(关于星座的搞笑段子)

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1. "I'm an Aries, but I'm not a Ram. I'm more of a 'I'll charge at any problem, but I'll probably crash into a wall first' kind of Ram."

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「☞运势顺逆，解锁您的2026马年运势！」

「☞八字看事业，财富伴终生，一查知！」

「☞八字合婚，提前了解你的婚姻走向」

2. "I'm a Virgo, but my cleaning skills are so bad, I think I'm actually a Sagittarius who's just really lazy."

3. "I'm a Leo, but I'm not a lion. I'm more of a 'I'll roar if you make me mad, but I'll probably just eat a cheeseburger instead' kind of lion."

4. "I'm a Gemini, but I'm not a twin. I'm more of a 'I can talk about two completely different things at the same time, but I can't remember what I said five minutes ago' kind of twin."

5. "I'm a Capricorn, but I'm not a goat. I'm more of a 'I'll climb the corporate ladder, but I'll probably trip over my own feet' kind of goat."

6. "I'm an Aquarius, but I'm not an alien. I'm more of a 'I'll be the first one to try something new, but I'll probably just end up looking like a confused earthling' kind of alien."

7. "I'm a Pisces, but I'm not a fish. I'm more of a 'I'll be the last one to leave a party, but I'll probably end up in a pool of my own tears' kind of fish."

8. "I'm a Taurus, but I'm not a bull. I'm more of a 'I'll charge at any good deal, but I'll probably just end up with a credit card bill that's as big as my actual bull' kind of bull."

9. "I'm a Libra, but I'm not a balance scale. I'm more of a 'I'll try to be fair, but I'll probably just end up being indecisive and late for everything' kind of balance scale."

10. "I'm a Scorpio, but I'm not a scorpion. I'm more of a 'I'll be the first one to confront a problem, but I'll probably just end up with a headache and a bruised ego' kind of scorpion."

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